Playing with Betzy

She is so nice and smart. I don’t understand why she is in “nanny” business when she could easily be a CEO, or a professor or a doctor or .... It must be because I am irresistible.

Potty training

Well, I can do it if I want it (i.e. when I am with Betzy) but most of the time I don’t want it. Once I overheard a conversation between my dad and Betzy. D: “How come he is doing it with you?” B: “Well, in my country when men go to bathroom they bring something to read so I give Luka a book and he likes it.”

Also, a phone works really well for me ...

Playdate

I had a date with Sophia, grand daughter of my nanny Betzy. Sophia is very sweet and very quiet. She is only two months older than me but she knows much more: She speaks better (well, she speaks only Spanish and I have to deal with three languages) and knows how to use a potty (actually I don’t understand why would anyone use a potty when you can “drop it” in a diaper anytime, anywhere you want and someone else will take care of it).

Sophia doesn’t eat much – she is a real lady. That’s surprising since she has almost all the teeth and I have only 8. She slowly chews and sometimes doesn’t even chew food (the food just sits in her mouth). I also often don’t chew food – I swallow it. I’ve been living without a single tooth for most of my life so I am pretty used eating without them and just swallowing food. In any case, I think I didn’t charm her enough so I have to set up another date.