I am back!

It has been a while since I made a last posting - I have been traveling. I was in Europe, and then at Williams College, and then in Washington DC. I am a busy little man. Anyway, Europe is great, but very expensive. One good thing about European airlines is that they let infants and pregnant women go first unlike the US airlines where (so far) this was not the case. I noticed that some overweight people (in wheelchairs) were given priority because they had difficulties walking but what about me? I can’t walk either! I am being discriminated just because I am not overweight! Should I supersize so that I can board first?!